I live with a 350 pound male ape running GilliganOS Lite with the junior ROTC expansion pack and Batman screen saver. He smells like corn chips and a sweaty ball sack. Today he is in a frustrated rampage of consumption. There is an aggression and belligerence beyond his typical field of bumbling disgrace, dysfunction and disrespect. This is one of his more conscious and energetic states. More often than not, he is almost completely inert. He will sit in a room for hours after it gets dark without turning on the lights. If it's hot, he will not open a window. If it is raining, he will not close the window. Occasionally he seems to be sleep walking. In one of these states he might urinate on the refrigerator or put the sofa cushions in the oven, completely oblivious to the act.